Archive for April, 2011

POLITICIANS ARE LIKE DIAPERS

April 29, 2011

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you , I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH  POLITICIANS  AND  DIAPERS
    NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN
                         AND
        FOR THE SAME REASON!

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AMERICA NEEDS BOUNTIES ON ILLEGAL ALLEINS

April 21, 2011

Above the Tearline: U.S. Corruption on the Mexican Border
April 20, 2011 | 1400 GMT
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Vice President of Intelligence Fred Burton looks at the increase in corrupt U.S. agents working on the U.S.-Mexico border.
Editor’s Note: Transcripts are generated using speech-recognition technology. Therefore, STRATFOR cannot guarantee their complete accuracy.
Last week, Margarita Crispin, a female officer working on the border, was sentenced to 20 years in prison for taking $5 million in bribes for allowing vehicles with marijuana to come through her point of entry. Today we’re going to look at the increase in corruption cases along the U.S. and Mexican border.
In the last five years, nearly 80 U.S. border patrol and customs and border protection officers have been arrested for corruption. The up tick in the arrests along the border are in parallel to the enhanced physical security measures that have been put into place with the laser focus on border security efforts. For example, walls and fences had been built along the border, along with unmanned surveillance vehicles such as drones. On the technology front, very sophisticated license plate readers, which can very quickly identify cartel suspects or stolen automobiles, as well as the enhanced SIGINT capability, which is the intercept of text messages, cellular telephone calls and email between cartel suspects in Mexico and the United States. As a result of the enhanced physical security measures along the border, the cartels are operating as a foreign intelligence agency, utilizing the exploitation of human capital, human assets, people, to provide intelligence to their organizations.
From an exploitation perspective, cartels are utilizing the principle of MICE. The “M” in MICE stands for money, and as we look at the corruption cases on the border, clearly the bulk are as a result of money: paying bribes to law enforcement officers throughout the border. “I” is ideology and we don’t see that being used along the border. “C” is compromise, and we have seen evidence of that surfacing, primarily using sex as a tool to compromise law enforcement officers. “E” is for ego and in that case it is the promotion or looking at individuals that think they deserve a better position and haven’t gotten that inside their police department or government agency, but we haven’t seen a lot of ego being used along the border.
To recap, looking at the acronym of MICE, money and compromise are the primary drivers for the border corruption. The Above the Tearline aspect is there really needs to be an aggressive background investigation process engaged with any law enforcement personnel working the border, with routine and thorough updates. The polygraph can also play an important part here with a line of questioning focusing on finances, extravagant lifestyle, multiple vacations, as well as other kinds of suitability issues that could surface. The use of an updated background investigation process, combined with the polygraph, can be used to help stem the tide of corruption that appears to be increasing along the border
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After reading this article it is clear America need’s bounties on Illegal Aleins.Getting Illegals into the country has become big business the only way to combat this is to make getting them out big business as well. Americans need to be financially rewarded for rating out illegals and should be empowered to enforce our laws on the border even to the point of shooting those who run or resist arrest. Any citizen of the USA who contributes to aiding illegal aliens should lose their citizenship and be deported.

OBAMA’S FAILED PRESIDENCY

April 21, 2011

Well here we are a little over two years of an Obama Presidency and it has verified several issues and concerns of this Presidency. We still have no proof he is a Natural Born citizen of the United States of America. We have no proof of his stated education and have yet to determine his religion most suspect he is a muslim hiding behind Christianity to avoid controversy. We know not who or what countries funded his Presidential campaign over the internet but are sure there was severe voter fraud and campaign finance abuse. He is an incompetent arrogant ass who hates capitalism and all that America stands for he has offended Americas allies while sleeping with our enemies.The Obama Presidency has been more devastating to  America than Pearl Harbor or 911 as he has put this country at the greatest risk of collapse in the history of this country.Many feel this is part of the Obama plan to weaken the most powerful Christin nation in order to advance the muslim agenda and bring the demise of Christianity. Many even go to the extreme that Obama will result in the Mayan prediction of the end of the world in 2012 as a result of his policies. I for one feel that America and the World has never been in such disarray as it has come under this president he is a danger to all. The only good that can come from this unless America is totally ignorant is that it will be a cold day in hell before another Democrat get’s in the WHITE  HOUSE.

OBAMA PRESIDENCY AS DEVISTATING TO AMERICA AS PERAL HARBOR

April 20, 2011

After two years of Obama…  Here’s your change:
 January 2009TODAY% chgSource
Avg.. Retail price/gallon gas in U.S.$1.83$3.10469.6%1
Crude oil, European Brent (barrel)$43.48$99.02127.7%2
Crude oil, West TX Inter. (barrel)$38.74$91.38135.9%2
Gold: London (per troy oz.)$853.25$1,369.5060.5%2
Corn, No.2 yellow, Central IL$3.56$6.3378.1%2
Soybeans, No. 1 yellow, IL$9.66$13.7542.3%2
Sugar, cane, raw, world, lb. Fob$13.37$35.39164.7%2
Unemployment rate, non-farm, overall7.6%9.4%23.7%3
Unemployment rate, blacks12.6%15.8%25.4%3
Number of unemployed11,616,00014,485,00024.7%3
Number of fed. Employees, ex. Military (curr = 12/10 prelim)2,779,0002,840,0002.2%3
Real median household income (2008 v 2009)$50,112$49,777-0.7%4
Number of food stamp recipients (curr = 10/10)31,983,71643,200,87835.1%5
Number of unemployment benefit recipients (curr = 12/10)7,526,5989,193,83822.2%6
Number of long-term unemployed2,600,0006,400,000146.2%3
Poverty rate, individuals (2008 v 2009)13.2%14.3%8.3%4
People in poverty in U..S. (2008 v 2009)39,800,00043,600,0009.5%4
U.S.. Rank in Economic Freedom World Rankings59n/a10
Present Situation Index (curr = 12/10)29.923.5-21.4%11
Failed banks (curr = 2010 + 2011 to date)14016417.1%12
U.S.. Dollar versus Japanese yen exchange rate89.7682.03-8.6%2
U.S.. Money supply, M1, in billions (curr = 12/10 prelim)1,575.11,865.718.4%13
U.S.. Money supply, M2, in billions (curr = 12/10 prelim)8,310.98,852.36.5%13
National debt, in trillions$10.627$14.05232.2%14

 
In fact – gas and oil are way higher than in this report !!
Just take this last item:  In the last two years we have accumulated national debt at a rate more than 27 times as fast as during the rest of our entire nation’s history..  Over 27 times as fast.  Metaphorically speaking, if you are driving in the right lane doing 65 MPH and a car rockets past you in the left lane. 27 times faster, it would be doing  7,555 MPH!Sources:(1) U.S. Energy Information Administration; (2) Wall Street Journal; (3) Bureau of Labor Statistics; (4) Census Bureau; (5) USDA; (6) U.S. Dept. Of Labor; (7) FHFA; (8) Standard & Poor’s/Case-Shiller; (9) RealtyTrac; (10) Heritage Foundation and WSJ; (11) The Conference Board; (12) FDIC; (13) Federal Reserve; (14) U.S. Treasury.

A NATION OF SHEEP BREEDS A GOVERNMENT OF WOLVES

April 16, 2011

 

 
A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!

 
I’M 100% for PASSING THIS ON!!!
 
Let’s Take a stand!!!
 
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Borders: Closed…

 
Language: English only…

 
Culture: Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!!!
Drug Free: Make a drug screen mandatory
For anyone on welfare and/or food stamps!

 
NO freebies to Non-Citizens!
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We the people are coming

WHY THE WORLD HAS NO RESPECT FOR OBAMA

April 16, 2011

Since this was written Obama has done a great job of supporting America’s allies in the Middle East, such as President Mubarak of Egypt.
 
 
The American people can now more readily ‘understand’ why the Obama’s were omitted from the guest list to the Royal wedding in April!  This is a very sobering article.  Our handling of relationships with the Britons over the oil spill won’t help either.
From The London Daily Telegraph Editor On Foreign Relations.
“Let me be clear: I’m not normally in favor of boycotts, and I love the American people.  I holiday in their country regularly, and hate the tedious snobby sneers against the United States .  But the American people chose to elect an idiot who seems hell bent on insulting their allies, and something must be done to stop Obama’s reckless foreign policy, before he does the dirty on his allies on every issue.”
One of the most poorly kept secrets in Washington is President Obama’s animosity toward Great Britain , presumably because of what he regards as its sins while ruling Kenya (1895-1963).
One of Barack Hussein Obama’s first acts as president was to return to Britain a bust of Winston Churchill that had graced the Oval Office since 9/11.  He followed this up by denying Prime Minister Gordon Brown, on his first state visit, the usual joint press conference with flags. The president was “too tired” to grant the leader of America ‘s closest ally a proper welcome, his aides told British journalists.
Mr. Obama followed this up with cheesy gifts for Mr. Brown and the Queen. Columnist Ian Martin described his behavior as “rudeness personified.” There was more rudeness in store for Mr. Brown at the opening session of the United Nations in September.  “The prime minister was forced to dash through the kitchens of the UN in New York to secure five minutes of face time with President Obama after five requests for a sit down meeting were rejected by the White House,” said London Telegraph columnist David Hughes.  “Mr.
Obama’s churlishness is unforgivable,” Mr. Hughes said.
The administration went beyond snubs and slights last week when Secretary of State Hillary Clinton endorsed the demand of Argentine President Cristina Kirchner, a Hugo Chavez ally, for mediation of Argentina ‘s specious claim to the  Falkland Islands , a British dependency since 1833. The people who live in the Falklands, who speak English, want nothing to do with Argentina . When, in 1982, an earlier Argentine dictatorship tried to seize the Falklands by force, the British — with strong support from President Ronald Reagan — expelled them.
“It is truly shocking that Barack Obama has decided to disregard our shared history,” wrote Telegraph columnist Toby Young. “Does Britain ‘s friendship really mean so little to him?”  One could ask, does the friendship of anyone in the entire world mean anything to him?
“I recently asked several senior administration officials, separately, to name a foreign leader with whom Barack Obama has forged a strong personal relationship during his first year in office,” wrote Jackson Diehl, deputy editorial page editor of the Washington Post, on Monday. “A lot of hemming and hawing ensued.”  One official named French President Nicolas Sarkozy, but his contempt for Mr. Obama is an open secret.  Another named German Chancellor Angela Merkel. But, said Mr. Diehl, “Merkel too has been conspicuously cool toward Obama.”
Mr. Obama certainly doesn’t care about the Poles and Czechs, whom he has betrayed on missile defense.  Honduras and Israel also can attest that he’s been an unreliable ally and an unfaithful friend.  Ironically, our relations with both Israel and the Palestinian Authority have never been worse.  Russia has offered nothing in exchange for Mr. Obama’s
abandonment of missile defense.  Russia and China won’t support serious sanctions on Iran .  Syria ‘s support for terrorism has not diminished despite efforts to normalize diplomatic relations.  The reclusive military dictatorship that runs Burma has responded to our efforts at “engagement” by deepening its ties to North Korea .
And the Chinese make little effort to disguise their contempt for him. For the first time in a long time, the President of the United States is actually distrusted by its allies and not in the least feared by its adversaries.  Nor is Mr. Obama now respected by the majority of Americans.
Understandably focused on the dismal economy and Mr. Obama’s relentless efforts to nationalize and socialize health care, Americans apparently have yet to notice his dismal performance and lack of respect in the world community.
They soon will.
London Daily Telegraph editor — Alex Singleton

OBAMA OBUMMER SONG

April 16, 2011

AWSOME and so true!

CHARLIE SHEEN’S RESUME

April 10, 2011

DUMB ASS

DRUG ADDICT

WOMAN BEATER

ARROGANT ASS

SUPER DUMB ASS

LOST

WISHFUL THINKING

DONALD TRUMP TEARS IT UP ON MSNBC !

April 9, 2011

Donald looks Presidential as he speaks from the heart about the crisis in America under the Obama administration as well as the potential scam this administration has pulled on the American people by not being a citizen of the USA.

obama and casper the ghost brothers of the trade

April 8, 2011

This statement makes a good point.
I am really wondering how all that info can not be found – must be lots of money or power out there protecting the info.
 This explains precisely why you CANNOT trust the ‘main stream media’.SIMPLY AMAZING WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT

I suspect Saudi Arabia,Egypt as well as many other middle eastern countries possibly Iran as well as individuals like Osama bin ladin. It is the muslim agenda in my opinion.All of these combined with the sympathic liberal media who excepts funding to not report the truth and this is what you end up with…Obama shit…

Isn’t it amazing that, within only one week of Tiger Woods crashing his Escalade, the press found every woman with whom Tiger has had an affair during the last few years? And, they even uncovered photos, text messages, recorded phone calls, etc.!
Furthermore, they not only know the cause of the family fight, but they even know it was a wedge from his golf bag that his wife used to break out the windows in the Escalade. Not only that, they know which wedge! And, each & every day, they were able to continue to provide America with updates on Tiger’s sex rehab stay, his wife’s plans for divorce, as well as the dates & tournaments in which he will play.
Now, Barack Hussein Obama has been in office for 2 years, yet this very same press:
·     Cannot find any of his childhood friends or neighbors;
·     Or find any of Obama’s high school or college classmates;
·     Or locate any of his college papers or grades;
·     Or determine how he paid for both a Columbia & a Harvard education;
·     Or discover which country issued his visa to travel to Pakistan in the 1980’s;
·     Or even find Michelle Obama’s Princeton thesis on racism.
They just can’t seem to uncover any of this.

Yet, the public still trusts that same press to give them the whole truth!

Simply amazing, isn’t it?
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