New Government Seal:

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Official Announcement:

The US federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s roll in society. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that !

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