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WHY CALIFORNIA IS BROKE AND TEXAS IS NOT A LESSON IN ECONOMICS 101

January 24, 2011

California:
The  Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature
trail.

    A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the
Governor.

    1.  The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
“Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only
doing what is natural.

    2.  He calls  animal control .  Animal Control captures the coyote
and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating
it.

    3.  He calls a veterinarian.  The vet collects the  dead dog and
bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

    4.  The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked
for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

    5.  The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game
conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of
dangerous animals.

    6.  The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a
“coyote awareness program” for residents of the area.

    7.  The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better
treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the
world.

    8.  The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the
attack.  The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with
additional special training re:  the nature of coyotes.

    9. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit
against the State.
 TEXAS:

    The Governor of  Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature
trail.  A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

    1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and
keeps  jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP  hollow point
cartridge.

    2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and  Texas is not.

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JERRY BROWN YOU LIE LIKE A RUG! CALIFORNIA BEWARE!!!

October 5, 2010

Here we go again another career politician looking to continue sucking the blood out of our system with the liberal tax and spend agenda.We have already seen Jerry as Governor of California once and was on the leading edge of California’s decline.He was a flop the first time around why would you expect anything different now? He is not the solution but the problem do not be fooled by his attack ad on Meg Whitman about an illegal immigrant house keeper how weak and cheap he knows he is in trouble. It is politicians like Jerry Brown who have created the illegal immigration problem in California. California beware there is a snake in the race and they call it Jerry. California you have a chance to elect someone who knows business and how to grow business and create or the alternative of more of the same tax and spend liberal policies with no resolution on illegal immigration or the decline of California’s economy.Meg will turn California around Jerry will run California into the ground the decision seems pretty basic. Vote for prosperity California vote Whitman.